High On Salt, Low On Patience – Psycho Cartoon Shark T-Shirt
There’s a reason the sea’s gone quiet.
From the deepest trench of the ocean's worst mood swings comes the shark who ran out of chill.
He’s not here to think — he’s here to bite, snarl, and overload your dopamine with absurd cartoon chaos.
Wearing mafia shades, trailing blood-tinted bubbles, and grinning like a caffeine-fueled lunatic, this shark isn’t your average apex predator — he’s an underwater menace running purely on salt and spite.
This high-energy, comic-style T-shirt features a twisted great white shark in full attack mode — floating chaos, ultra-vivid colors, and the bold ironic slogan:
“HIGH ON SALT, LOW ON PATIENCE.”
Perfect for fans of adult animation, chaotic cartoon art, streetwear sarcasm, or just people who wake up mad at the tide.
More details
- 95% polyester, 5% elastane
- Heavyweight fabric: 6.19 oz/yd²
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Artist Avenue
- Email: dimitriskaratzas-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde and zo dyes level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
High On Salt, Low On Patience – Psycho Cartoon Shark T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
15.35
|
27.95
|
8.66
|
|
S
|
16.93
|
28.74
|
96
|
|
M
|
18 1/2
|
29.53
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
20.87
|
30.31
|
9.84
|
|
XL
|
23.23
|
31.1
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
25.59
|
31.89
|
10.63
|